All reasonable work undertaken.
Prices unmatched in the county.
Call us now for a free estimate.
Leave a message, send an email, or if you wish... drop by and visit our sumptuous offices where our glamorous office manager Teresa-Lynn will offer you a refreshing alcoholic beverage while our head engineer Adrian runs nervously and repeatedly between Home Depot and Wickes Building Supplies asking questions of every assistant he can find to try and work out what your problem might be.
We guarantee you'll end up with a spaghetti-like arrangement of pipes, flanges and re-cut fittings (see example picture attached) that will make you the envy of the neighborhood.
Don't delay, call today, new pipe-work is just a phone call away.
REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: "We sure like pipes, and we like pipes to be right!"
INDEMNITY CLAUSE: Some pipe-work may result in bathing that leads to infectious non-curable tropical diseases, do not use our pipes if you are currently wearing blue clothing or breathing more than 50 times a minute.
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