Solicitor - you need a letter of reference
Adrian - what kind?
Solicitor - one personal and one professional
Adrian - ok, I'll get these
Solicitor - oh and one from your bank too
Adrian - OK, same kind of content?
Solicitor - oh no, much more complicated
Adrian - OK so how?
Solicitor - have your bank manager call me and then charge you for the service
Adrian - great, thanks!
Solicitor - oh and I'll need to mail you the example letter, but I'm not going to tell you that, I'm going to wait until your bank manager tells you
Adrian - oh nice, this is fun
Solicitor - when you mail me them, I'll probably cause trouble, charge you extra money and just general act like a pain in the arse OK
Adrian - yup, works for me
Solicitor - oh and I'll drop in LOADS of industry terms like "deed of covenant" and crap like that to confuse you OK?
Adrian - roger that
Solicitor - OK so all clear then?
Adrian - why didn't you tell me about these letters last week so I could have got them done before
Solicitor - it wouldn't have been HALF as much fun now would it?
Adrian - I guess not
Solicitor - got all that then?
Adrian - yes, did this set of emails also cost me money
Solicitor - let's call it 50 bucks right?
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